ONE: i annoy people
TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
THREE: i fuck shit up
FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
FIVE: i'm not liked
SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop
Someone Attractive: You're cute.
Me: U okay?
friends and family: you are so beautiful, any boy would be lucky to date you
people on tumblr: omg asdfghjkl you are so perfect how are you even single
guys in real life: lol i'd rather date a can of soup