Don't Stop Being Awesome

Reasons why i'm single
ONE: i annoy people
TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
THREE: i fuck shit up
FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
FIVE: i'm not liked
SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
don't forget
SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop
Someone Attractive: You're cute.
Me: U okay?
why i’m single
  • i’m awkward
  • i’m ugly
  • i’m annoying
  • i’m ugly
  • i’m weird
  • i’m fat
  • nobody gets my humour
  • no one likes me
  • i’m ugly 
  • i’m awkward
  • i waste my life on the internet

(Source: sherbertlem0n, via djnight)

friends and family: you are so beautiful, any boy would be lucky to date you
people on tumblr: omg asdfghjkl you are so perfect how are you even single
guys in real life: lol i'd rather date a can of soup


boy: you’re cute
me: who put you up to this
boy: what
me: was it my mom
boy: no i think you’re rea-
boy: i don’t understa-
me: how much did she pay you

(Source: ohghost, via riseandshineee)