Don't Stop Being Awesome

Friend: I don't like that band
Me: I don't like your life
my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
my mom: and they're called study groups
me: omg
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
mom: *calls my name*
me: what
mom:
me: what
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me: what
mom:
me: what
mom: *yells my name*
me: what
mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME
friends and family: you are so beautiful, any boy would be lucky to date you
people on tumblr: omg asdfghjkl you are so perfect how are you even single
guys in real life: lol i'd rather date a can of soup