Don't Stop Being Awesome


Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you

(via meow-rina)


Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via lucifers--daughter)

normal teenager : makes sure to be very quiet while sneaking out of house at 1am
me : makes sure to be very quiet when making a sandwich at 1am
Someone Attractive: You're cute.
Me: U okay?


don’t be nice to me i’ll think you want to have sex

(via adownpourofshelter)