Don't Stop Being Awesome

pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you

(via meow-rina)

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via lucifers--daughter)

normal teenager : makes sure to be very quiet while sneaking out of house at 1am
me : makes sure to be very quiet when making a sandwich at 1am
Someone Attractive: You're cute.
Me: U okay?

unfreshing:

don’t be nice to me i’ll think you want to have sex

(via adownpourofshelter)